Welcome to day 4 of the 31 Days of Tales From the Crypt. I’m the host of this blogathon, Bubbawheat and I’m here to introduce this day’s episode brought to you by our own the IPC. While IPC has been away for a bit, I’m sure he will be back with his buddy Scoots to finish talking about the The Six Million Dollar Man, but meanwhile you can also visit his own site Isaacs Picture Conclusions where you can find more of his humor and the occasional (who am I kidding, the frequent) NSFW pics somehow related to horror movies. And if that wasn’t all, he’s also working on a film called Raising Hell. So without further ado, here’s his take on unfortunately one of the lesser quality episodes from the first season which he picked completely by random. Enjoy!
Episode Title: Lover Come Hack to Me
Original Airdate: 6-21-89
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Episode: Burning Bright
Original Airdate: 04/12/1974
Happy Sunday! EI and Scoot from Damian Thomas Films Etc . are back and ready to control your brain using nothing but our heightened mental abilities! How did we gain these powers, you ask? It was simple, NASA shot us into space and during a routing spacewalk we absorbed the power of the sun and now we’re burning bright like a light bulb! or are we? Let’s see…
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Episode: The Last of the Fourth of Julys
Original Airdate: 04/05/1974
Happy Sunday! EI and Scoot from Damian Thomas Films Etc . are back and ready to rock your socks off!! That is, if you’re wearing socks… are you one of those sandal wearing hippies???? Well, either way, you’re welcome here, unless you’re one of those Communist Pinko-s who want to blow up the world with nuclear weapons, you bums!!!!!
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Episode: Dr. Wells is Missing
Original Airdate: 03/29/1974
Happy Sunday! EI and Scoot from Damian Thomas Films Etc . are back and ready to rock!! At least I hope so – Scoot went out last night to drink Boilermakers and do cocaine out of stripper’s bellybuttons so I hope he’s ready. I see him over there on the couch. I wonder if I should go get him some Milk of Magnesia. The show begins in 3 – 2- 1 – GO!
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Episode: The Rescue of Athena One
Original Airdate: 03/15/1974
Happy Sunday! EI and Scoot from Damian Thomas Films Etc . are back and ready to roll! Join us today as I get completely flustered and can’t do my homework. Hopefully Scoot can pick up the slack!
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Episode: Eyewitness to Murder
Original Airdate: 03/08/1974
Happy Sunday! EI and Scoot from Damian Thomas Films Etc . are back and ready to rock! Our abs are chiseled and our triceps swollen, so that means you know we’ve got a good episode here to report on. As always, unbutton those jeans, unlock your petticoats and sit back to enjoy the sounds of two grown men talking about a 1974 TV episode. You’re welcome!!!
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Episode: Doomsday, and Counting
Original Airdate: 03/01/1974
Happy Sunday! EI and Scoot from Damian Thomas Films Etc . are back with another powerful, moving, exotic and steamy rendering of The Six Million Dollar Man, Episode 6. You’ll have to click on the “read more” thing to see what we’ve got but we promise this one will be extra juicy! Don’t read this while you’re sitting in church or you might catch fire!!
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Episode: Little Orphan Airplane
Original Airdate: 02/22/1974
Happy Sunday! Here we are again and I don’t have any national holidays to screw up so let’s just unbuckle our belts, let our guts hang out and see what Scoot from Damian Thomas Films Etc . and I have to say about this episode. Damn skippy! Look! I even made a title card!! HUZZAH! HERE’S TO A FAST DOLLAR!!
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Episode: The Day of the Robot
Original Airdate: 02/08/1974
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day (where I live anyway). Today millions of people will drink green beer and eat green eggs and green ham and get drunk and piss themselves! Also – 10.4 million people will tune in to see what Scoot from Damian Thomas Films Etc and I have to say about the brilliant “Day of the Robot” – an exciting episode which features the most slo-mo robot fighting the 70s ever produced! Let’s see what happens here…
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Episode: Operation Firefly
Original Airdate: 02/01/1974
Happy Sunday! Today we have a special surprise for you. After finding a slice of success overseas, I am pleased to announce that we have a second host joining us today (and from here on out) to parse out these episodes of everyone’s favorite cyborg! Damian from Damian Thomas Films Etc is here to get in on the fun and to get swingin’ in the 70s! HUZZAH and THREE CHEERS! Jolly good, Old Cock and all of that!! Let’s see what happens! (P.S. Damian also goes by “Scoot”)
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