Episode: Doomsday, and Counting
Original Airdate: 03/01/1974
Happy Sunday! EI and Scoot from Damian Thomas Films Etc . are back with another powerful, moving, exotic and steamy rendering of The Six Million Dollar Man, Episode 6. You’ll have to click on the “read more” thing to see what we’ve got but we promise this one will be extra juicy! Don’t read this while you’re sitting in church or you might catch fire!!
SCOOT: I’m in the mooood for dancing, romancing, I’m giving it all tonight! Yeah, It’s such a shame that I got banned from church for stealing a Jesus and putting it on my head and running up to old ladies singing “Jesus Christ Superstar”. Anyway, that’s all in the past now, hit us with some raunch, Isaacs!
EI: Well, I guess we can’t be too sexy after all, we don’t want to get a deficiency from the boss. Let’s take a look at this sexy bastard instead:
SCOOT: Whoah! Marky Mark’s really got his work cut out in the remake. How do you even begin to portray such a massive mountain of man action? Hey look. Russians!!!
EI: I like how these Russians speak AMAZING English at their base on that Russian island. Kudos, Comrades!! NYET NYET and Vodka!! Hey!! What about this???? давайте посмотрим, ваши сиськи !
SCOOT: I mean yeah, I usually have a problem with foreign bad guys speaking English when they’re just chatting amongst themselves, but why the blatent American accents!? YEE HAW! Oh wait, these are the good guys? That’s a novel twist. Are there any bad guys in this or is it just about Russians being rubbish at owning nuclear bombs? Oh, just in case you didn’t catch on that these are Russians, vodka has been mentioned about fifty times…
EI: AW SNAP!!!! Comrade Vaseline risked EVERYTHING for his dear Irina… EVERYTHING!!!!! EVEN HIS LIFE!!!!! The pain!!!! Wait, is he just standing behind some special effects??? THE PAIN!!! THE AGONY!!!! LIFE IS TOO SHORT!!!!! OOOPS… um SPOILERS!
SCOOT: Poor Vaseline, he’d only just come to terms with his ridiculous name in life when zap, some laser things kind of shoot past him and make his brain explode… or something. Steve loses one of his closest friends but hey, there’s a free lady on the go now!
EI: I’m still mad at you for criticizing my header the other day. Not everyone has reverse backwards fonts, you know. I’m also mad at you for stealing Irina from me, putting your bottled water on my Diet Coke shelf in the work fridge and for pooping in the stall next to the urinal.
SCOOT: Oh stop crying you big woman and… Eric, why’s your shirt all torn?
EI: How did that get in there???????? What’s going on here???
#thesixmilliondollarman
#doomsdayandcounting
#scoot
#russians
#lasers
#theincrediblehulk
You two never fail to make me laugh.
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Then our work here is done! Happy Sunday evening!
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And a Happy Sunday to you and Damian.
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WHOOP!
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Sounds like a winning episode. lol
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Oh it is, Boss! It is!
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This programme seems absolutely random! You guys are definitely making me be naughty at work and watch episodes on YouTube – well done!
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Damian and Eric are the kings of naughty, I’m also a member hehe.
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Where do I get membership? Let me know, I want to get involved in this naughty club.
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You’ll have to speak to Eric about that.
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I’ll see if I’m allowed in the gang. If not, I’ll make my own with only me in it.
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Sounds like a plan.
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Oh, you’re in! What would you like to do??
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I’ll take whatever position is going!
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Happy Monday to me!
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Happy Monday to us all 😛
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No shit!!!!
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You’re already in!!! Talk to me here or at ei@theipc.me !!
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Membership was quick! You’ll have to let me know what membership entails!
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Mostly lots of long distance oozy and squeezy groping with lingering hugs followed by lots of slaps in my direction….
But we can make anything work!
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I’m a pro at lingering, and super tight hugs! Oozy and squeezy works for me… Shit loads of slaps in your direction, but I do expect a few smacks back!
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Then – – – – – – – I think this will work out fantastically………….!!!!!
#drunkengropes
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I am more than over the moon! I feel like part of the gang! #notevendrunkgroping
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I think this is gonna work out!!
#hugs
#accidentaltopofbutttouching
#notaccidental
#runsaway
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I feel like this could be the start of something!!
#chases
#notaccidentaltorsolicking
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I like this a lot!!!
#stops
#gropes
#watchesfordanger
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Me to!
#becareful
#sneakystroke
#backtobusiness
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Back to work??? : (
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Unfortunately yes 😦 The groping party don’t stop here!
#absencemakesthehandsgrowstronger
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: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
fucking work……..
#illbewaiting
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😦 is now 🙂 as I have returned!
#cheekygropetosayhello
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
#gropebackatcha
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Nothing but the best here at THE IPC….
#boobs
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The reigning king of sexually explicit posts.
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Fantastic! If you get sacked, I’ll employ you as my P.A.
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Sa-weet! I’m good at all personal assistance stuff… I’ll even make you food!
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Smashing! I’ve heard your baps are the bestest!
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#baps
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#wabs
#wabwindow
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#peepers
#baps
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#funbags
#hooters
#moonlightcanoeing
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My baps are made of heavenly goodness!
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It is definitely getting hot in here….!
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I serve all my baps fresh and hot!
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I’m listening!
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Served with peaches and cream!
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MMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
This Monday is getting better and better!!
: )
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A good Monday?! Shocker! I’m glad my fruit and gap assortment has made it a good ‘un!
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This has been the best Monday morning in memory! : )
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I’m putting that accomplishment on my CV!
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SWEET!!!
I think I’ll put that on my year end review this December!
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Awesome 😀
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HA!!
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Is it also true that you’ve got some really juicy melons?
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I’m listening……………..
#impatient
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They’re so juicy, they’re dripping all over the place!
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They sound amazing! I can’t wait to get put them in my mouth.
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Make sure you have plenty of napkins handy!
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Steady on Damian, I’m the innuendo king here.
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Never!
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Alright we can share that title then.
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Deal!
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As you know Damian, I’m all about sharing, hehe.
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This could be the greatest comment board ever!
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I feel like it is! And it’s only about fruit!
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Yes!!
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#seconded
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Perfect!!!!
Mission accomplished!!!!
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Amazing. Fucking amazing!!!!!!!!!! ❤
I'm sorry I only just read this, I can't wait to read the rest!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pen and Scoot – you're a dream team! For trouble!!!
(I got…..confused before)
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WHOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLAM!!!!
We all rock!!!!
Love Pen!!!
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